California

California is a good state with taxes higher than me on a saturday night. And thats pretty high.

California tax collectors can suck my dick

by Lilfam April 4, 2019

California

The shittiest state in the USA. It is soo liberal and gay. There are soo many fuckin laws against things. Like every kind of gun is banned there and crime is still up the ass there.

Mike said hey guys lets go to California and i said you dumbass California fucking sucks ass

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

California

The ultimate way out of a (song)writer's block.

California...knows how to party (x2)
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

by gsdhdafd January 10, 2009

California

Sunny Days, full of gays...

Beaches as long as the Taxes are high...

Hope you speak Spanish so you can get by.

I left it in 2008, living in Oklahoma and doing great.

I am starving in California, I can't speak Spanish so I can not order food at McDonald's

by PuffsDaddy December 31, 2008

California

A crappier version of Florida

California has oranges, and beaches, but Florida has a longer coastline, and better oranges.

by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004

California

State with the largest film, porn, agricultural, and alternative energy industries in the Western Hemisphere. It is also the home of the hottest women and best food in America. Disneyland resides in California.

A much better place to live than Texas

I'm from California therefore I am eight times better than you.

by cali swag September 19, 2010

California

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I think you guys are all a bunch of Marxists dicks that doesn’t know what you are talking about. We are the ones that are telling you people to fuck off, dipshits.

Californians are worthless pieces of crap. And need to stay out of my fucking life.

by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020