Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.

Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.

by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011

caleel

He has a lot of hater and he's light shin and gets bitch but his friends says that he white shin but everyone knows that I can use that as average

(Caleel)is a real nigga from the FF

by Light shin June 18, 2018

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

Calee

Pronounced Cali, like the nickname for California. A girl that is very obsessed with Hannah Montanta and other famous child-idols, like Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny.

Friend 1: "I love Hannah Montana! I just bought 2 Hannah Montana bracelets, 2 Hannah Montana necklaces, Hannah Montana mirror stickers, 6 Hannah Montana pencils, Hannah Montana gloves, a Hannah Montana notebook, and a pen that sings Hannah Montana songs!!"
Friend 2: "Your such a Calee."

by Cassiiie February 15, 2009

penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010