calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009

calcine

A person with a very high IQ but with no common sense who likes to crash his car into other parked vehicles because of the confusion between the brake and gas pedal.

I cant believe that he crashed his car into 4 cars in the parking lot and didnt bother to tell anyone. What a calcine

by Lino August 18, 2004

cacology

bad choice of words, muddy language, gramatically or stylisch inproper language in spoken or written form

Yo chick, are the breast, I don't cur what aneone elts say
- my dear man, i consider that a cacology!

by janklamer January 24, 2009

Cacography

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.

c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?

by floccinaucinihilipilificator April 3, 2013

Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019