Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010

clap your cakes

Have sex

Damn you going to let me clap your cakes

by Ahsharrih June 10, 2016

hoe cakes

two large cheeks of the buttocks

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

cum cakes

A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes

I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!

by fordtech March 30, 2009

Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment

"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."

by remt April 28, 2007