The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD
by supa skites November 03, 2010
by I_killed_Kenny October 28, 2006
The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
by sasquatch361 March 20, 2011
rawdog creampie
A Rawdog Creampie, This is when you are just about to cum, you pull out and find the deepest scar and use said scar as a cum pocket.
A Rawdog Creampie, This is when you are just about to cum, you pull out and find the deepest scar and use said scar as a cum pocket.
by Incredibledefinitions February 13, 2018
while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."
Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
by TRON THE MAN January 21, 2007
To ejaculate in another person's anus with out a condom, and then perform analinguis on them, licking it out.
After I busted my nut deep in Amy's ass, I buried my face between her cheeks and she gave me an anal creampie.
by Dr. Hoepenstein May 21, 2004
When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
by un-herd August 23, 2015