CRIPtOE LAD™

CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!

WOAH BROS is that the REAL CRIPtOE LAD™???? WOAH LET'S SEE SHREK'S OUTHOUSE

by uhmognus_enjoyer January 27, 2022

craptography

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.

Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!

by wavelength November 10, 2008

CrapTurds

1) a really crappy thing, only it is extra full of crap
2) explaining someone or something that is full of lies, crap, shit, etc.
3) something that is fun to say, makes people ask what the hell did you just say? close to a swear word but not quite

1)CRAPTURDS I lost my phone!
2)That guy is just full of shit and crapturds
3)Hahaha crapturds

by Mr.Brestler February 25, 2011

Craptioneer

Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk.

Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today.

by XpostFacto April 26, 2011

Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

by The 42nd December 9, 2012

Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017