Covid Misinformation 

A term used by big pharma and their cronies like most world governments, mainstream media, top global health organizations, most top billionaires and others, to label information either accurate or inaccurate that is inconvenient to their agenda or pocket book. This term is usually the reason given for censoring a post, book, person or organization by big pharma cronies.

Person 1: Why was JFK the nephew of ex-president JFK, Dr. Zelenko, Dr. Robert Malone et al, get censored by social media platforms and demonized in Wikipedia and mainstream media?
Person 2: Because they were spreading Covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why was my post about the Zelenko Protocol which is almost 100% effective as early treatment, which includes Hydroxycloroquine, Ivermectine and Vitamin D, censored?
Person 2: Because it spreads covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why can't I find any videos on covid by infowars on youtube?
Person 2: Because infowars is known to spread covid misinformation.

Covid Misinformation by Floridaisforfreedom January 4, 2022

Covid-19 

A disease caused by a new strain of coronavirus marked by fever, cough and other flu-like symptoms. In a severe case, it may invade the lungs and kidneys, leading to death.

The Covid-19 first appeared in Wuhan, China towards the end of 2019.

Covid-19 by Uttam Maharjan 2 March 6, 2020

Covid haircut

Is the irregular ugly haircut you get at home during the Corona Covid-19’s quarantine

-Damn bro your covid haircut is ugly af

-How the fuck got you this stupid haircut?

It’s just a covid haircut

Covid haircut by Laith Burghol April 2, 2020

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD) 

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD) by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

covid cop-out 

A convenient way to tell someone that you don't want to do something with them because you've 'been exposed' to Covid-19 virus, yet not feel bad about it at all.

"Dude, I can't go to your BBQ tonight. The cable guy hooked up my new router today and I've been exposed. I'll need to self-isolate for at least 2 weeks." This is a classic example of the covid cop-out

covid cop-out by Superfly Horowitz May 23, 2020

Covid Doctator 

Mixture of COVID, doctor and dictator

A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.

DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)

That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.

Covid Doctator by Subserventmedic June 23, 2020

COVID tan 

Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.

Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.

COVID tan by YAWA July 6, 2020