cluscious

a moment in sports that is both clutch and luscious.

Josh: I can't believe he just hit that shot to win.

Travis: Yea, it was pretty cluscious.

by Donner Stoner March 28, 2009

Confucious

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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

by -6C- July 27, 2016

conscusi

A type of melatonin used to bathe obese men, that cannot physically fit in showers, in troughs

I ordered conscusi for my obese grandmother.

by Jonny Sinny February 19, 2019

Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.

Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.

by Pazuzu Jack May 10, 2011

holding consciousness

Holding Consciousness is knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions.

She is holding consciousness for the worship service. Holding consciousness is about raising vibrations to a higher level.

by G Halsted January 20, 2009

floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

by Kieushly August 3, 2007

Consciosexual

A person who has matured more on account of his exposure to real-life situations that the shelter of his familyv and kin. Under social, career and psychological circumstances, the orientation of such an individual is 'play ball' in his clique, but he upholds himself from what he feels is nefarious and unbecoming of him.

The new age kid on the block is an example of consciosexual

by TrendSpotter January 22, 2006