When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008
Get the computer without a condom mug.A larger computer case that is used for holding a motherboard and all it's offspring (VGA, CPU, etc...). Needed to build a higher performance system or PC with huge parts.
by Rod_Jonse April 23, 2010
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by Mud Wolf November 25, 2010
Get the Computer Rabbit mug.A computer virus is a type of malicious software, it can take on many forms. from a fake antivirus software to a trojan.
There are 3 critical stages to a virus
The infection
The payload
The execution phase
The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer
The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus
The execution starts when the payload is released.
There are 3 critical stages to a virus
The infection
The payload
The execution phase
The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer
The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus
The execution starts when the payload is released.
Guy 1: *installs a virus*
Antivirus: You have a virus.
Guy 1: removes the virus
Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites
Antivirus: You have a virus.
Guy 1: removes the virus
Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites
by pejafme February 2, 2019
Get the Computer virus mug.A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
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by whaaaaaaaaaaaadd upppp May 20, 2008
Get the computer girl mug.1. A song by Prince, dealing with a sour love life 2. A statement used to signify one washing his/her hands or leaving a situation until a better one comes along. Usually used in context of romantic relationships.
1. "Until I find a righteous one, Computer Blue." ~Prince
2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."
3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."
3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
by SkaBossdoitforthekids October 9, 2011
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