A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
Get the comfort beer mug.A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
Get the Comfort-Junkie mug.a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food
by johngoose13 December 10, 2018
Get the comfort country mug.An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.
Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
Get the comforting fiction mug.Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020
Get the Comfort trash mug.Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.
Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
by goifman May 5, 2020
Get the Comfort Queen mug.When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
by M1khale June 10, 2016
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