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colorado slurp 

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.
I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better
colorado slurp by negrisnog December 20, 2019
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Colorado Herringbone 

The act of getting slopped up while enjoying a piping cup of hot chocolate.
Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?

Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.

Colorado Beer Snort 

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

shut up and color 

references the popular kindergarten past-time involving line art and various multicolored crayons, also known as "coloring". coloring often results in an all-consuming, zombie-like preoccupation of the participant with the activity at hand and a subsequent obliviousness to the rest of the world as he/she bravely endeavors to stay inside the lines.

1.) <direct command; imperative> a streamlined and highly economical verbal jab that efficiently informs the receiving end to—in the following order—(a) step the fuck off, (b) shut the hell up and (c) mind their own goddamn business without actually having to use any profanity oneself.

as found for virtually every 4 word command, one may also come across "SUAC," or the acronym version of the phrase.

2.) <adjective> may also be used as a modifier to describe a nature, behavior or policy of willful ignorance; to turn a blind eye to something/someone.
1-a.) "that insincere meddlesome busybody at the office came up to me by the water cooler today and started talking shit about the new temp. i knew she was making all of it up and i was so hungover and tired of her constant gossiping that i was about to tell the bitch to fuck off and die but then i saw that the department manager within earshot so i told her to go shut up and color instead."

1-b.) "hey what's behind that door that says RESTRICTED: FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY anyways?"

"nothing. go shut up and color."

2-a) "even though he knows all about the ceo embezzlement, the vice chairman's inclinations toward sexual harassment of female employees and the chief financial officer's insider trading habits, david's sycophantic, shut up and color attitude at work has gotten him far up the corporate ladder and the owner's asses."
shut up and color by retcon September 25, 2011

color up 

COLOR UP is a term used in casino's when a player is winning he/she takes the lower denominated colored chips and trades them in for higher denominated different color chips. this limits the chips you are holding, while keeping the same dollar value in your hand.
ten $10 dollar red chips can be replaced by one $100 black chip, It is time to color up!
color up by Mark D Zarrilli September 30, 2006

colorstruck 

To have an aversion to someone's skin color; usually used in the African-American community, especially in the Southern U.S.
That brother only dates light-skinned women; I think he's colorstruck.
colorstruck by Oberon1911 July 29, 2006

colorless hell 

A condition in a mobile game called Fire Emblem Heroes where if you decide to summon on the “colorless/gray orb” to get a bow wielding rather than the blue, green and or red one you will be stuck with shitty stave/staff and or dagger wielding units rather than getting a decent bow user.
I tried to summon for Brave Lyn in the recent legendary heroes banner but ended up with a healer again, man this is colorless hell