Got a cob on

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

by cbleicester October 29, 2009

Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

by Helloiseeu October 19, 2007

corn on the cob

1 corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2 racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair

1 - mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 - hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob

by letsgetitcrackinB December 01, 2003

hob cob

"Hob-cob" A hobbling and cobbling together or assembling of a group of people. Typically used when the individuals don't appear as though they would gel or meet under normal circumstances.

Pulls from references of hobbling together cobblestone streets. Maybe a shady job in appearance.

Man, what a hob cob group of guys.

by Tomatostew July 20, 2017

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

Raw Cobbing

When you remove every individual kernel from a cob of corn and stick them in someone's ass one by one. Afterwards, insert the "raw cob" in the person's ass to complete the sex act.

Peter enjoys raw cobbing as it is his kink.

by Pablo the Gablo January 25, 2019

swab the cob

Swab the cob is a procedure done to collect DNA evidence of a rape

The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA

by ELOVE425 February 18, 2016