Carpec

the act of one losing a bet and having to dip your pecker into the stink hole of a dead male deer.

me and my friends just made a bet, biggest deer gets 50 dollars....loser gets to carpec the winners deer.

by 14lovinhands December 21, 2010

Charisma Carpenter

American Actress best known for portraying the character Cordelia Chase on the TV program Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel. She was also featured on Veronica Mars, and can be seen in the 2010 big budget film The Expendables along side Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Sylvestor Stallone. She has posed for Playboy and is currently filming Fast Five with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker.

Charisma Carpenter is an original cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

by Serenity1976 July 11, 2010

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003