Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.
Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night
Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!
Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!
Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
by jewgirl May 22, 2023
The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut
by Skrompi March 16, 2022
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 01, 2020
by Barberella September 01, 2020
The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
by jizzinyourjuulkids December 30, 2019