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poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.
Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.
by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020
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pack your own chute

Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!
by bakonbits September 23, 2010
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chili chute

boot-hool, ahahahahaha, say it like that, "bute hule"
by emememmemememeeeeeee November 5, 2003
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Minnesota Log Chute

When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.
Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute
by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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pro-chute

Though the term "log flume" is more widely used, "log chute" is classier. I am pro-chute.
by AEM May 24, 2007
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hoo hoo chute

Another word for a vagina, much like hoo hoo, but with more class.
Bret had fun with Laura's hoo hoo chute at the banquet this weekend.
by Chutes Away November 23, 2009
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dirt chute

a females 's anus. It usually has a sexual connatation
She took it in the dirt chute like a real champ.
by thesinic September 20, 2006
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