Child Arson

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.

Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!

by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009

Flower Child

A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.

The way he carried himself was so amazing, I knew he was a flower child.

by Yubaaan May 28, 2019

trophy child

A child who is pressured into doing well at school to look good for their parents.

Damn, poor Emily - a year ahead in math, she gets a 3.0 in Geometry and her parents flip out! It must suck to be a trophy child.

by Carabear<3 October 21, 2010

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.

Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

child please

F**K you

Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please

by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009

child support

A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.

Ex Wife: I need some extra money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week.
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids 50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob. Blah, blah, blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?

by Mr. Response February 15, 2006