certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie

SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE

by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021

Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 21, 2021