Cape Girls

gorgeous; ready for anything; always at the beach, but most likely working, not comparing tans to the stupid summer girls that come down causing traffic and other major hazards.

"Dude, she's a Cape Girl, obviously she's wicked good at Beirut."

by cape guy May 17, 2005

Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005

Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

Cape cod academy

A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.

“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”

by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020

Cape Disappointment

Cape Disappointment is a island with a name which makes you go LOL. It is also an island close to aukland island, Nz.

Random Guy: *Looks at NZ for no sudden reason
Random Guy: WhAt Is ThIs IsLaNd?
Random Guy: *Zooms in*
Random Guy: Cape Disappointment?
Random Guy: HOW IS THIS NAME POSSIBLE!?

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Cape Verdean Women

Cape Verdean woman (1st gen to 10th gen) are the most beautiful women to ever exist. All of them have the most unique beautiful complexion. Some of them even have blue or green eyes and still have the beautiful olive/cocoa colored skin. They all come with an attitude and a perfect smile.

Guy 1: “Bro do you know what ethnicity she is?”
Guy2: “Yeah, I think she’s Cape Verdean”
Guy1: “Wow, Cape Verdean Women are so gorgeous”

by CookieMonstah February 10, 2022

Cape Girls

Girls with no shame or inhibitions. Stoners, always up for a good time with a hot guy. Can be found sunbathing on the beach, drinking on the beach, or working their asses off so they can afford marijuana, college, and beer. Most try to work in a restaurant b/c of the money. So go out to eat and meet a hot chick.

a Cape girl only qualifies if she's a local

by Casey May 6, 2005