Captain Retard

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Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019

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Pipe captain

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.

Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"

by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016

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Son of a capitalist

Frustration experienced when waiting for a Youtube video commercial to pass.

"Hey, can you play Ocean Avenue?"
*30 second tampon commercial*
"Son of a capitalist!"

by Maison Folle March 27, 2015

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a landan is da capital of Great Britain

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

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