sausage casing

A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.

That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.

by BS Fatonovich July 7, 2006

Caking Off

Verb. Making or generating copious amounts of income.

That nigga was caking off on Martin Luther King Blvd.

by John Cakes November 19, 2007

caking

is basiclly talking to a boy/girl for hours. On End.

You caking so much with that boy. They call you Betty Crocker.

by SsSsSsSsssssa April 22, 2006

Cabin Door

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.

My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.

by friday night October 9, 2009

Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.

Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."

by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011

Chabing

When someone is talking complete nonsense and going on and on and on.

What are you chabing on about

by sarah Okarski February 18, 2009

Cajingled

1. Noun. An abnormally crooked penis that resembles a boomerang.

2. Verb. The action of smothering someone or something with your balls.

Ex. Yeah dude, I totally cajingled her last night.

by ILoveElephants November 28, 2011