CFT

Acronym ('cause fuck them) used when disgusted with a topic, person, concept, etc.

Stinky said he was going to call in sick and stay home from work today, CFT.

by timeless2 January 5, 2011

CFTR

Officially, it is an acronym meaning Cystic Fibrosis Conjuctance Regulator, but to those in the know, it actually means Clit Fingering Tit-Rapist.

Teacher: Okay we're learning about genes and differentiation today. Anybody know what CFTR stands for?

Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?

Teacher: ...no.

by yakuzakitty April 9, 2009

CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)

Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.

"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"

"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."

by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014

CFTBATK

Claire from the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen

Oh wow, I would totally die for CFTBATK

by Claire BATK June 6, 2020

CFTF

Can’t Fake the Facts

“I’m married to 7 different people, CFTF”

by Steppa101 October 3, 2020

CFTA

CFTA on Social Media (Ex. TikTok, YouTube, etc.) stands for "comment for the algorithm". It is a comment left on a video or post to help the post gain traction and reach a wider audience.

I left a CFTA on my friend's TikTok video to help her video grow.

by FreeSoup February 21, 2022

`1qaz2wssx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\|?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~

Congrats, you found another pinnacle of boredom. You could be getting your homework done but somehow you got here.

Me: Yo I just typed `1qaz2wssx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~
David: Bro just get back to work.

by boredomismypassion March 1, 2023