crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

russian buffet

a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss

Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah

by Osama bin Ladens's stepson July 24, 2021

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021