blumpski

(Verb) blump•ski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.

"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."

by MicDropFTW August 6, 2016

Dickie Bumps

Small white bumps on the shaft of the penis! Schmidt says "They're not an STD"

Dude its not herpes, its dickie bumps, just freeze 'em off

by RichUsher October 14, 2008

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

bumpster

a dumpster that has been flipped over for a bum to live in.

joe : "its not a dumpster its a bumpster"

by justin m sumthing June 9, 2007

Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006

Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 8, 2008