Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.
"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."
by abdullahzs May 12, 2010
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Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
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stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip
"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
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geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.
by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004
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