Brexiting

When your having sex with a girl, and you can't decide whether or not to pull out, so you just do nothing instead.

Bro1: Dude me and Shannon almost had a pregnancy scare last night!

Bro2: No way, what happened?

Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!

by BigBoy1432 May 11, 2019

Brexit

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The act of telling everyone at a

gathering (e.g. Demolitionn Derby, Suicide Mission, Aristocratic Bullies etc..) , that you are leaving, but actually staying around to see who is the last to crash and burnout (e.g. Greece, Italy, Spain, etc.)
United Kingdom is at the party, brexiting near the front door so to exit when needed...

by UncleJohn2019 May 1, 2019

Brexit

Something that is a staple of British working class culture e.g. slide tackles, Top Gear, Stella.

Sean Dyche plays brexit football

by CluelessCookie March 20, 2024

pull a brexit

to leave them
and ignore them

did you pull a brexit on me?

by captainsbich January 10, 2021

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute

He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited

by Tashrifm August 10, 2021