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Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.
DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder
by theycallmeF January 3, 2014
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breeder-porn

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.
V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.
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by gerbil jane July 28, 2003
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crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).
"...there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer" - Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.
by txBAM December 9, 2008
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Breserk

A NexusAtlas reporter as well as a Diviner walker Enigma kindred and Nexus playa! Breserk can also be a verb meaning making something suffer.
Hi. I'm Breserk.

I will Breserk you if you won't shut up!
by Breserk May 18, 2003
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breedersplain

1) When a heterosexual person says something that is offensive about LGBT culture, to a LGBT person;

2)When a LGBT person expresses that something they have read/heard/seen that is offensive to their identity and is then told that they should not feel that way by a straight person, especially when it is the same person that caused the offense.
I was breedersplained by some jerk on twitter WHY gays don't need a pride events or LGBT student resource centers because there are no straight pride parades or straight student resource centers.
by GangryDBA May 19, 2018
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bahama breezer

A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.

A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.
Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?
by The Earl of Breezer May 28, 2007
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