An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
by Loopydave May 12, 2020
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Ex1
friend 1: Hey whos this girl on your Facebook man?
friend 2: Ohh her, just a book bang in progress
Ex2
friend 1: Hey is John ever going to get a girlfriend?
friend2: Nah, he just book bangs the girls he meets on facebook.
friend 1: Hey whos this girl on your Facebook man?
friend 2: Ohh her, just a book bang in progress
Ex2
friend 1: Hey is John ever going to get a girlfriend?
friend2: Nah, he just book bangs the girls he meets on facebook.
by jrmcd December 14, 2009
Get the book bang mug.A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.
Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.
Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book
Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book
by AlexDaBeast December 11, 2010
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-"BOOK BOOK BOOK!" suddenly screams through your headphones as xQcOW sees a second book appear in the slots, just before he is inevitably disappointed when a third book doesn't appear.
-*Ears ring from the tinnitus you now have*
-"BOOK BOOK BOOK!" suddenly screams through your headphones as xQcOW sees a second book appear in the slots, just before he is inevitably disappointed when a third book doesn't appear.
-*Ears ring from the tinnitus you now have*
by jmaddyboiii April 24, 2021
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Get the taking a page out of my book mug.Mutiple definitions,
1. An elephant with boiling hot explosive diarrhea with mental issues.
2. The spirit of your dead gerbil that came back to life to haunt you.
3. The cheese in between your toes.
1. An elephant with boiling hot explosive diarrhea with mental issues.
2. The spirit of your dead gerbil that came back to life to haunt you.
3. The cheese in between your toes.
1. "I saw a book at the airport yesterday!"
2. "My gerbil came to life to haunt me so I called Justin Bieber to help me bust that damn book!"
3. "I had a lot of books in my toes so I scraped it into my moms mouth while she was sleeping."
2. "My gerbil came to life to haunt me so I called Justin Bieber to help me bust that damn book!"
3. "I had a lot of books in my toes so I scraped it into my moms mouth while she was sleeping."
by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 8, 2022
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