no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020

Boner

A great community of milk lovers made by a simple milk loving developer named Dani.

Dani: Drink milk
You maybe: why
Dani: So you can become boner
also Wishlist karlson on steam B)

by AmABoner B) January 27, 2021

boner

A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air

I just popped a sick boner over that jump

by Ben Clorite January 10, 2006

boner

a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by mynameisjul May 20, 2009

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014