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Sloppy Blumpkin

The act of recieveing a blumpkin with your vomit being used as lubrication.
After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 17, 2010
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Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
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Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004
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road blumpkin

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."
by Nick Mas December 17, 2006
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country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.
As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.
by Pooberry June 30, 2008
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beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
by al May 21, 2004
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Blazin' Blumpkin

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.
by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010
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