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Birthday

The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.
Ted Jones
Happy Birthday!
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by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011
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Birthday Blowjob

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.
by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
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Quarter Birthday

A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.

He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
Its his Quarter Birthday.
by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012
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Happy Pre-lated Birthday

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007
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Half-birthday

a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.
Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?

No - because it's a made up thing.
by Da Zhong October 11, 2011
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Brazilian Birthday Party

A train of anal sexing. Usually occurring on ones birthday.
We gave Laura a Brazilian birthday party last night, she loved it.
by Band of bros December 21, 2013
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happy birthday raven

A vine that I overuse. also a person who can't swim and for some reason, it's not their birthday
happy birthday raven (example) happy birthday raven! IT`S NOT MY BIRTHDAY AND MY NAME IS NOT RAVEN!
by -0w0- November 14, 2019
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