In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
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Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
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A bald white guy who constantly lies and says “Is just the Internet” and “Trolling and Rolling” to distract people from the truth. Also has a fake girlfriend called “Lena”
Frank: THERE IS NO PROOF AND IR NEVER HAPPEN
Omar: Stop been a Steve Billings
Frank: What Is a Steve Billings
Omar: Your a big Bald Liar
Omar: Stop been a Steve Billings
Frank: What Is a Steve Billings
Omar: Your a big Bald Liar
by SpecialEdBus February 19, 2024
Get the Steve Billings mug.Related to the Chinese billing system; refers to a gentleman of said ethnic origin who - when paying his bills - does so with a suave and nonchalant attitude. Can be used as a slur, often mimicking an exaggerated Chinese accent.
by Causeimthejoker November 22, 2024
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Red is an angry person who wants power over others. Think of power-tripping bosses, teachers, and bullies. Might be good to have them if you have the same enemies.
Orange is someone who prioritizes excitement and fun instead of being responsible. Probably depressed and distracting themselves from problems instead of solving them.
Yellow is a peaple pleaser who doesn't know how to stand up to people they hate. Identifies as a constant victim. You might feel bad for them at first, but people have to learn independence instead of expecting saviors, right?
Green wants society to be fair and will fight for those they care for. Can be argued as the best type. Might get too preachy about ideals you don't care about.
Blue loves details and understanding how the world works. Not great at socializing or putting their ideas into action. Can be a perfectionist who uses tiny flaws as excuses to procrastinate. Needs to know that chasing perfection gets in the way of taking action.
Purple is focused on starting tasks and seeing them to completion. They love being efficient and pride themselves on gaining great results. Less aggressive than red and more productive than blue. Might be insensitive to people's problems due to unempathetic reasoning. Can be rigid and closed-minded in the way they go about work.
Red is an angry person who wants power over others. Think of power-tripping bosses, teachers, and bullies. Might be good to have them if you have the same enemies.
Orange is someone who prioritizes excitement and fun instead of being responsible. Probably depressed and distracting themselves from problems instead of solving them.
Yellow is a peaple pleaser who doesn't know how to stand up to people they hate. Identifies as a constant victim. You might feel bad for them at first, but people have to learn independence instead of expecting saviors, right?
Green wants society to be fair and will fight for those they care for. Can be argued as the best type. Might get too preachy about ideals you don't care about.
Blue loves details and understanding how the world works. Not great at socializing or putting their ideas into action. Can be a perfectionist who uses tiny flaws as excuses to procrastinate. Needs to know that chasing perfection gets in the way of taking action.
Purple is focused on starting tasks and seeing them to completion. They love being efficient and pride themselves on gaining great results. Less aggressive than red and more productive than blue. Might be insensitive to people's problems due to unempathetic reasoning. Can be rigid and closed-minded in the way they go about work.
"Hey, what's your Dawn Billings Color Personality?"
"Oh, I'm an Orange. How about you?"
"Purple, I guess that's why I finish prohects first while you stay up all night the day before things are due."
"Oh, I'm an Orange. How about you?"
"Purple, I guess that's why I finish prohects first while you stay up all night the day before things are due."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"
Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."
Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"
Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."
Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.
The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.
When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.
Performance indicators:
Status set to “In a meeting” all day
Slides with more gradients than substance
Saying “let’s circle back” unironically
Deliverables described as “high-level”
A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.
The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.
When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.
Performance indicators:
Status set to “In a meeting” all day
Slides with more gradients than substance
Saying “let’s circle back” unironically
Deliverables described as “high-level”
“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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