A Beth Cornelius is the description and term for when one takes a bowel movement that is so foul smelling and malodorous it strongly bothers the person that took the bowel movement.
This morning I took a Beth Cornelius that had me running out of my bathroom due to the pungent odor.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 4, 2025
Get the Beth Cornelius mug.When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
Get the Beth Cornelius mug.Havin' a Beth refers to the act of struggling to perform any act, or battling in any general situation. The act primarily involves the consumption of alcohol such that general motor control and speech is hindered.
by Miguava May 20, 2013
Get the Havin' a Beth mug.The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely Smart. She will be there for you no matter what, and she will help you through all your troubling times and never give up on you. She makes you realize all the good in life and makes better all the bad. She is your Sunshine and she is AWESOME.
(steve):Mary Beth is sooooo awesome
(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes
(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes
by STEVE P GONTZ January 20, 2009
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"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*
"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*
by Determinate May 13, 2021
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Growing vegetables from 1970
Performs hard resets and software updates on RoboCop
Likes torturing her "younglings"
Growing vegetables from 1970
Performs hard resets and software updates on RoboCop
Likes torturing her "younglings"
Darth Beth used force choke on Young Egidio.
"You don't... know your trig functions? kssssssshhh" Darth Beth said. "You're not getting out of something so you might as well say something."
"Beth I'm trying," Young Egidio said.
"You better be ready for that cumulative exam in May," Darth Beth said, giving him the eye.
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As Darth Beth was teaching the storm troopers she started, "So AP will do this thing..."
Young Egidio starts looking at Young Shang Chi and starts laughing.
"So have ourselves a u-substitution here," Darth Beth said. "So this is when we have to find u. So u is..."
Young Shang Chi and Young Egidio start laughing some more.
"You don't... know your trig functions? kssssssshhh" Darth Beth said. "You're not getting out of something so you might as well say something."
"Beth I'm trying," Young Egidio said.
"You better be ready for that cumulative exam in May," Darth Beth said, giving him the eye.
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As Darth Beth was teaching the storm troopers she started, "So AP will do this thing..."
Young Egidio starts looking at Young Shang Chi and starts laughing.
"So have ourselves a u-substitution here," Darth Beth said. "So this is when we have to find u. So u is..."
Young Shang Chi and Young Egidio start laughing some more.
by Shin Su Choo April 8, 2022
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Clever when she wants to be, but modest.
Lucy always stays juicy.
Clever when she wants to be, but modest.
Lucy always stays juicy.
by kittycat99 September 2, 2016
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