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bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).
chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init
by SEAy June 27, 2007
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BELL RUNS

v. rushing back to your toilet as fast as possible because you just ate taco bell.
"I was 120 in a 55 zone yesterday because i had the bell runs."
by ayron5588 December 18, 2008
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Bell Truffles

Fecal excrement on the bell end of the male penis after having anal sex.
Sandy likes rough anal but she leaves you with some pretty ripe bell truffles.

Turn on the light so I can clean up these bell truffles.

You might want to wipe off the bell truffles before you slob my knob.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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bell-cheddar

The accumulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see 'smegma') of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.
Boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?
Girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.
Boyfriend: ok cheese it is.
Girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my fucking mouth. forget it!
by Mirrorrim September 7, 2008
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Bell-endrical

Any object that is remotly shaped like a bell-end
"I dont like that lampshade john, its too bell-endrical"
by Daniel May 24, 2004
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bell chin

1. a person who's chin resembles a penis bell.

2. a person who enjoys arousing their partner with their chin.

3. an insult for someone who is indeed a bell end.
look man, that bloke's got a bell chin.

i'm gonna fuck you with my chin.

yo, fuck off bell chin.
by leroy nw2 February 20, 2009
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bell canada

Ma Bell.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"

"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."

"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
by queenofhearts87 February 20, 2009
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