Beijing Meat Grinder

When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth

Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!

by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Get beside yourself

A modern phrase invented by a millennial of telling somebody to be humble and taking a crystal clear look at themselves before passing judgement and/or being critical towards others.

"Maybe you should sit back down and re-evaluate your thoughts, be humble... and get beside yourself."

by Rosemarie_ May 24, 2017

besita

taken from the spanish word besito for tiny kisses, besita is a tiny kiss on a girl's sexy booty.

after giving his girl a playful spanking he then soothes the sting with a gentle besita

by vysh March 26, 2008

Beijing Pancake

The most vulgar and unsanitary sexual act ever preformed. The kind of act that people won't even mention when telling The Aristocrats.

Realizing that necro-pedi-pyro-zoophilia was already played out, he once attempted the Beijing Pancake.

by Xaq Fixx September 18, 2008

beish

A word commonly used to describe a female that has unpleasant qualities such as a constant unpleasant attitude. Beishes are known to criticize small and trivial things about other females as well as males that a non-beish would not. Beishes are promiscuous in nature and tend to have a low intellectual capacity. They are often considered desirable by males in their late teens that are looking for unemotional sexual encounters and an easily abused inferior.

"That stupid beish! She's only good for teh saix!"
"That dumb beish made fun of the color of my shirt. Who the fuck cares about shit like that?"
"Man, I need some beishes, they're always good to boost my self confidence."

by Simpz0rz April 19, 2006

Beijinged

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games

Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.

by taylork October 7, 2008

Beşiktaş

Beşiktaş is one of the best soccer team in whole Turkey.

"Beşiktaş is the best!"

by HASSELT2007 April 13, 2020