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A word commonly used to describe a female that has unpleasant qualities such as a constant unpleasant attitude. Beishes are known to criticize small and trivial things about other females as well as males that a non-beish would not. Beishes are promiscuous in nature and tend to have a low intellectual capacity. They are often considered desirable by males in their late teens that are looking for unemotional sexual encounters and an easily abused inferior.
"That stupid beish! She's only good for teh saix!"
"That dumb beish made fun of the color of my shirt. Who the fuck cares about shit like that?"
"Man, I need some beishes, they're always good to boost my self confidence."
beish by Simpz0rz April 19, 2006
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An expression to show confusion or surprise. Can also be used with the word "heinsh" or "baish"
beish by [ lil ] January 17, 2006
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beisha beish beishadeel Beishe beesh beibhinn benish BEDSHITTER belsh baishali

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
Originating in Halifax circa 2015, the word Besh is used as a term for a vape/e-cigarette device.

The word's origins come from the words "sheesha pen" evolving through the forms of "sheesha" - "shesh" and finally "besh".

(Writer's Note - The letter 'b' came from a phase where these fellas would replace the first letter in a name with said letter e.g. Sam - Bam, Marsh - Barsh")
"That besh tastes Peng, what flav?"

"Toot on besh lad?"
Besh by sjxley February 14, 2022

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!
Besh, sometimes referred to as 🅱️esh, is a common replacement term for a HESH round fired from tank cannons. The term is quite popular among armor and military enthusiasts.
Did you see the size of that HESH round?

I think you mean BESH round.
Besh by Skywalket March 24, 2021

bedshroom 

a tablet of the prescription sleep aid Ambien or Ambien CR, also known as zolpidem. Known to cause hallucinations, sleepwalking, and sleepdriving.
I took a couple bedshrooms tonight and saw the blades on my ceiling fan melt like a wilted flower while the textures on my walls were sliding around.
bedshroom by Kinetocracy July 19, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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