Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.
Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
by Bhat September 30, 2006
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Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
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