Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Beagling

The poshest sort of dogging (eng. colloquial. having sex outdoors, norm. for an audience).

1. "Mate have you seen my pashmina? I'm meeting Harriet for some Beagling"

2. "Mate I put my Hunters one and beagled this girl on the bonnet of my Range Rover last night."

by razwinch June 26, 2014

BeatLingual

When a Song or Track has the ability to spread all over the World If it is Heard & not limited by diversity in communication because it has little to no lyrics but makes up for this with its inspiring Beat!

I was jamming to a song the girl next to me on the bus was playing today, she may not speak English but she is BeatLingual!

by VibeGuy October 27, 2015

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

Berlingdingding

A word you would use for a weird teacher
A Teacher that pronounces word wrong

A teacher that does social studies or world history

Wow he is so bad at his job. Why is he even teaching?
I know right, he is a Berlingdingding

by HonorsExpectations October 28, 2019