Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
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When a Song or Track has the ability to spread all over the World If it is Heard & not limited by diversity in communication because it has little to no lyrics but makes up for this with its inspiring Beat!
I was jamming to a song the girl next to me on the bus was playing today, she may not speak English but she is BeatLingual!
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Get the Beaking Off mug.The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
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A teacher that does social studies or world history
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