crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

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slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016

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Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

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RHB (Red Headed Bastard)

This person takes gingerism to the maximum. They are defined by curly red hair, a face full of freckles, obnoxious laugh, and a very present underbite. Often referred to the King of the Gingers.

"Did you see that RHB (Red Headed Bastard) getting on the bus earlier this morning?"

"Yeah I saw it! I knew it was going to be a great day after seeing that!"

by freebird nelswan January 12, 2010

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