Bloody Baron

To fuck a chick in the ass until your dick bleeds and her ass bleeds

"O!O!O!O!O!O!"
"Wait, I think I'm ablout to bleed"
"Fine,I'll Bloody Baron you"

by Sypmaster February 21, 2009

Baroned

to convince someone to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam

Kevin baroned Jane and bought a new Rolex.

by A financial victim February 3, 2023

Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.

Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to

I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains

by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.

Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.

by Clint Licker November 16, 2021

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024