bartimaeus

whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners anus, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners anal cavity.

When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.

by dfhj August 20, 2006

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

barking rats

The noise when you shit air out of your ass.

Jesus Christ, James. Keep those barking rats in your ass.

by I LOVE CORONA!!!! July 11, 2004

barking rock koala

to fart loudly and blame it on an invisible thing

i just heard a barking rock koala ( but have actually just farted)

by bazal-brush March 28, 2007

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider

(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!

by Sap December 25, 2004

barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008