bartimaeus 

whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners anus, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners anal cavity.

When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.

bartimaeus by dfhj August 20, 2006

bartimus quail 

only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail.

i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.

bartimus quail by andrey solegub February 26, 2009

Bartimus 

When your kitty crouches on furniture or the floor but doesn't quite lay down all the way. Named after Barty Crouch

My cat was being such a Bartimus today and just stared at me.

Bartimus by AwkwardSisters November 26, 2014