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Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Anti barker

In a devils threesome, when a girl queefs and farts in a dudes mouth. He holds it in and blows it back into her mouth. Then he says "the price is wrong bob."
"Hey the price is wrong Bob"
That's an anti Barker
by Splurge May 27, 2017
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jerry barker

Some retard with a small dick
by Jbarker069 July 31, 2017
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flo barker

Really really gay, always watching memes because they have no friends, most likely on tik tok and a massive bender because she bums squirrels
“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
by Chris peacock April 13, 2020
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Barker Esc

(adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/

A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.

Core traits:

Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)

Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans

Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women

diabolical manly alpha stench
The household in which I entered was very "Barker Esc"
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 2, 2021
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Steven Barker

A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
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