Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia May 13, 2005

Bastic

An absolutely mental time, or a person

acted out in an over excited manor.

-Last night was Bastic, mate..

- That dj went off, the crowd were all bastic.

by Heiding July 7, 2019

Baltic Bulge

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful

Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge

by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011

Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

by Etoufee December 2, 2016

hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.

Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>

by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012

landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.

After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Bastic

Biggest hacker on GameBattles, also is a Typical smelly Pakii who's last name is Banger. Without Bastic's hacks on Mw3 he is porbs the worst player EU always dropping doughnuts.

Bastic would be on a 1v4 Clutch and he would Stop half way and presses start. Then go back the way he comes from.

by SinnyG December 31, 2011