BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

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Balfour

An unusual breed of ape that resides in Northern Ireland and the East coast of America. These creatures are often confused about they're sexuality and have been known to mate with members of the same sex and even each other making them inbreeds! They have also been known to mate with other animals and are particularly fond of mating with siamese cats. The American breed are apparently a bunch of wankers but the Irish breed are not much different. The American breed unfortunately suffer from the same delusions as all Americans and have a tendency to Masturbate over they're own country and its leader. The Irish breed are quite fond of wresting, watching sweaty half-naked and sometimes almost completey naked men grapple with each other, but after all, they are bi-curious. One of them suffers from a genetic defect known as melon head syndrome which unfortunately for him brings him a lot of ridicule as he has a melon head.

Regards Pophead

Balfour is a wanker.
Balfour sucked off Shaun.
Ryan Balfour loves Robert.

by Pophead March 2, 2005

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baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008

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Baffs

A Nigerian slang used to describe fashionable clothes.

When a Nigerian says “I like your baffs”, he /she are saying I like what you are wearing.

by lagosboy December 10, 2011

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baffoonski

A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.

Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?

Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.

Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.

by theswaggacrew March 18, 2010

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