Ossian Ballance Beer 

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.

Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

Ossian Ballance Beer by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

off balanced 

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

off balanced by J Benefit November 19, 2007

Balanced 

An IB learner trait

Ironically, most IB students are not balanced, often sacrificing sleep and mental health to get mediocre grades.

“You should be more balanced.”

“I’m trying to get into university, Karen.”

Balanced by Notgae March 6, 2020

Blancer 

A contemptuous term for a white person. It is used to insult white people the same way the N word insults black or dark skinned people. It refers to any white person that would be considered a bigot or racist white trash.

It is pronounced Blank-er.

You fuckin Blancer

Blancer by Wtlrptr October 30, 2019

Balancity 

The state of being balanced.

Don't touch that, you don't want to throw off it's balancity.

Balancity by MeganLaura August 25, 2008

Balanced breakfast 

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

Balanced breakfast by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

balanced 

A politically correct way of saying thick

Whoa look at her she is balanced!
Don't you mean thick bro?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.

balanced by Makundra November 22, 2017