backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Backyard Surfing

Backyard surfing is a discrete way to say smoking marijuana.

have to go to work but then im gonna do some backyard surfing then get some mucho munchies

by jumpingbeaner February 21, 2011

Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.

Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!

by ScatMan88 October 27, 2008

Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.

I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!

by Fixxy December 03, 2021

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ February 16, 2018

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 28, 2017

backyard combo

Hot dog, hamburger, potato salad, and baked beans

Our Labor Day cookout was fantastic! Had so much food everybody got a backyard combo and then some!

by Anonymouslyvociferous September 07, 2019