backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw
guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.
by Mr.mister May 15, 2012
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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 02, 2022
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backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.
Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"
by Terdz October 06, 2020
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Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 October 27, 2008
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Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.
I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!
by Fixxy December 03, 2021
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backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.
I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.
by Bobbert_ February 16, 2018
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Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.
I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.
by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018
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