Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023

Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.

Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!

by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008

Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.

I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!

by Fixxy December 2, 2021

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 21, 2021