blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

compounded blessings

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)

God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.

by Anniebanni August 21, 2009

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

bless up

When you running red lights with the bois like bad asses

Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass

by Bad ass boi May 7, 2021

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.

Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!

by "D" July 28, 2005