Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

blanket party

The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants anonymous.

We're going to give that annoying bastard a blanket party tonight.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Blanket Bandit

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

blanket sex

When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.

Abby: Do you masturbate?

Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.

by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010

White Blanket

When a guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partner. After that, the partner does not clean up and falls asleep with semen all over their body.

Maddie- "That guy is really really hott."

Sabrina- "Yeah, I'd totally let him give me a White Blanket."

by TheBearsFriend November 30, 2010