Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008
Get the Best Friend mug.A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.
Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."
Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."
Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
by pocketsnails December 27, 2015
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by sports1234 July 24, 2019
Get the Best Friend mug.The person that is always there for you. If you fall when your with your friend , yeah they'll help you up and maybe giggle or something. BUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND if you fall they will laugh their head off for 2 hours and then help you up. Your best friend is the one that you don't wanna kill if they slap your sandwich out of your hand. But if someone that is just your FRIEND does that, they are dead in 2 seconds. Your best friend is your homie. Your sister / brother. You know what go to your best friend right now and thank them, for being them. Let them know, it might just make their day. You know what, you might have two. Three. Five even! I don't know. It doesn't matter though. They are yours, and will be forever. Do not let them go. It will be the worst regret of your life. Thank you for your time.
Bestfriends fighting:
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"
Later:
Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*
Later
Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"
Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"
Later:
Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*
Later
Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"
Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!
by Unknown Name Definer November 5, 2019
Get the Best Friend mug.Best friend definition: A person that can make you smile no matter what mood or emotion you got. They can be salty as fuck at times and a angry cracker, but you still love em with all ur heart. He/she/they are all you think of and u miss them like heck every single second. Whenever your group or just you two hangout its like a whole movie. But once they leave its like aww fuck hella lonely then you just start missing them again and again😂 but you know your gonna see them again and have an even better day than the last. All your FaceTime calls are amazing even if your the one whos like not talking n showing ur face its still fun for you knowing they’re there. Their presence makes you happy and every flaw people seem to notice and comment negative things on is special to you, because you have fully accepted them as your best friend and already accepted the fact that in reality they are not perfect, but only perfect in your eyes no matter what they do. In reality, Best friends are the realest
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