Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008
a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.
emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.
julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.
julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.
by milliho beans🤐 January 18, 2018
somebody that you love and know that you can be a total doofus around. they would never judge you (unless it's super funny) and they will be there when you are down in the dumps. you would probably refer to each other as Best friend
by avegrace07 January 25, 2020
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by nimahewo November 04, 2020
your Best Friend: hey can i have some of yo chips?
You: No
Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)
You: fuck you
Your Best Friend: fuck you to.
You: wanna play some SMASH BROS
Your Best Friend : sure
You: No
Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)
You: fuck you
Your Best Friend: fuck you to.
You: wanna play some SMASH BROS
Your Best Friend : sure
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